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Holy Shit! Gizmodo Wrote a Honest Article!

By Male Muse ⋅ January 10, 2008 ⋅  Email This Post ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Holy Shit!  Gizmodo Wrote a Honest Article!

Gizmodo sucks.  Did I say that out loud?  Yeah, I did.  Of course I also read Gizmodo , but they suck balls.  Their articles are always tainted the opinions of what seems to be a pre-puberty kids opinion of what is cool.  Their articles seldom have any real knowledgeable information or fair comparisons.

That's why I was surprised to read this .  Hey Gizmodo leader dude, you better keep this guy on the payroll, if you have a payroll that is.  Gizmodo gives the term will work for Wii a whole new meaning.

Anyway, the article goes on to tell us what we've all known all along, that CES is a big pile of scum sucking bastards selling lots of techno shit we don't need.  Every once in a while one of the scum sucker companies hits the lotto and has a hit, but we never remember the thousands of other shitty products that were at the show.

So congratulations Gizmodo.  Now go back to your room.

P.S.  Dude: did Bette give you a blowjob?