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		<title>Amazing GE SmartGrid Windmill</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video of a 3D object hovering in the air from GE&#8217;s augmented reality web site. You can try it yourself if you have a web cam by going to the GE augmented reality site right here.]]></description>
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		<title>Wii Breakfast</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>VIDEO:</b> Have yourself a healthy Wii breakfast.</p>
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		<title>Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn&#8217;t Fucking Work</title>
		<link>http://malemuse.com/2009/02/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fucking-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[American&#8217;s everywhere are rushing to buy Sony&#8217;s latest piece of shit.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>American&#8217;s everywhere are rushing to buy Sony&#8217;s latest piece of shit.</p>
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		<title>Windows Vista Install In 2 Minutes</title>
		<link>http://malemuse.com/2009/01/windows-vista-install-in-2-minutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, this guy can load Microsoft Windows Vista in his machine in two minutes!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, this guy can load Microsoft Windows Vista in his machine in two minutes!</p>
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		<title>iBoobs On The iPhone</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boobs on your iPhone. Shake &#8216;em if you got &#8216;em.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Boobs on your iPhone.  Shake &#8216;em if you got &#8216;em.</p>
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		<title>The More You Play With It The Harder It Gets</title>
		<link>http://malemuse.com/2008/11/the-more-you-play-with-it-the-harder-it-gets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Windows Vista Automatic Blue Screen</title>
		<link>http://malemuse.com/2008/09/windows-vista-automatic-blue-screen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Visual Basic for Linux</title>
		<link>http://malemuse.com/2008/04/visual-basic-for-linux/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the olden days Microsoft was a company that made these really cool programming languages. Microsoft had good motivation to make cool tools because it brought programmers into the Windows fold and by default made them Windows evangelists. Although my first programming experiences were on a unpopular platform called MSX, which was a Microsoft initiative [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the olden days Microsoft was a company that made these really cool programming languages.  Microsoft had good motivation to make cool tools because it brought programmers into the Windows fold and by default made them Windows evangelists.</p>
<p>Although my first programming experiences were on a unpopular platform called MSX, which was a Microsoft initiative somewhat popular in Europe at the time. I really got into Visual Basic after a tip by a programmer friend.  Visual Basic was cool, you could draw a button and then add events to it.  It just seemed to make sense how it worked and the principles behind it.  I can still recall the pleasure that I enjoyed making my first programs in that early version of visual basic.</p>
<p>Over the years Microsoft advanced Visual Basic actively for a while.  Then it stalled while they seemed to focus on the C language.  I believe this around the time of Windows NT 3.0 to 4.0.  My early experiences with Visual Studio were not as enjoyable as those with early Visual Basic.</p>
<p>Time went on and my duties changed so I didn&#8217;t work as often with the Visual Studio system.  Soon I fell behind by a revision and I was not able to get my head around the newer user interface.  What happened to the fun?  How did this happen?</p>
<p>In the early days it seemed that Microsoft spend a lot of thought and time creating their programming systems.  Although operating systems were cool and Windows 3.0, 3.1 and 3.11 were seriously awesome, it seemed like they were simply platforms to host these cool programming tools for the purpose of allowing people to make whatever programs they wanted or needed.</p>
<p>Today it feels that the roles have somehow reversed.  Now it seem that the programming suites and languages are a byproduct of new operating systems simply so Microsoft can say yeah we have tools for programming this.  Microsoft&#8217;s attention and focus has gone from creating really great programming tools to making business tools.  Now Microsoft is too worried about changing the look and feel of their own applications than making good tools for other programmers to make their applications.  Seriously, how many new features does Word or Excel really need?  Do you use any more features that you can count on one hand, maybe two if you are a power user?  Give me a break.  And now with Office 2007 all your employees need training, or at the very least you get a drop in productivity until they figure out for themselves where everything is and how to do tasks they could already do on the previous version?  You could give your whole company masturbation breaks twice a day and get better productivity form your people.</p>
<p>So what does this have to do with Visual Basic on Linux?  Easy.  Microsoft is losing market to Linux.  In fact my opinion is Linux will prevail over anything Microsoft can make from now on in the operating system space.  Windows is going to be a period of history in a time line on Wikipedia whether anyone likes it or not.<br />
Steve Ballmer has no capacity to lead the company in new directions simply because he is not technical.  Bill Gates was technical and in those olden days he knew what products to make and where to apply focus, and most of all why.</p>
<p>At this point Microsoft would do well to start now by building or porting some of their programming tools to Linux.  I personally believe that Visual Basic would be a great place to start.</p>
<p>Microsoft, make a Visual Basic for Linux.  How much could that hurt anyway?</p>
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		<title>Father and Son</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like father, like son.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like father, like son.</p>
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		<title>Is Steve Ballmer an Idiot or What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Male Muse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is up with Microsoft? I also want to know what is up with Bill Gates? Bill, you used to be a cool dude. I know that maybe you and Steve were college buddies. Maybe he was your only buddy, who knows. Did he protect you from getting dumped in trash cans head first? I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is up with Microsoft?  I also want to know what is up with Bill Gates?  Bill, you used to be a cool dude.  I know that maybe you and Steve were college buddies.  Maybe he was your only buddy, who knows.  Did he protect you from getting dumped in trash cans head first?  I am trying to figure out where the loyalty is because this monkey is setting to ruin the company you spent so long building.</p>
<p>Really Bill, we all know Steve has zero technical talent where you were a code warrior once upon a time.  Steve is more like the angry parent who yells at the coach when his child doesn&#8217;t get to play in the game.  His idiotic ranting Developers, developers, developers should have been the writing on the wall, not to mention the countless other rantings I&#8217;m sure you have knowledge of that the general public does not.</p>
<p>So now Microsoft wants to buy Yahoo.  At first I was against this move.  But you know what?  I have come around because I want Steve Ballmer to spend so much of Microsoft&#8217;s money that you have worked decades to accumulate and if possible go into serious debt (hopefully with outrageous interest) on your shopping spree.</p>
<p>Why on earth would you want to spend all this money on Yahoo&#8217;s old decrepit technology?  It makes no sense.</p>
<p>I am looking forward to the day when a brand new company made by a few new kids renders your Yahoo purchase completely and utterly obsolete and the Internet mob moves to this new web site and it&#8217;s technology.  Microsoft will hopefully be left with a crater of debt and technology that no body wants plus no visitors to your web sites.</p>
<p>To make matters worse I think you already know Bill that your company&#8217;s operating system days are numbered.  Is that why you left, or was that Bono video thing really that inviting?  Golly ain&#8217;t marketing wonderful?</p>
<p>I know you have nothing to worry about.  Life is good even if you are just the third richest dude on earth.  But it&#8217;s gotta burn a little seeing your baby get it&#8217;s ass handed to them doesn&#8217;t it?  My Mom&#8217;s got a cool rocking chair she wants to get rid of.  If you&#8217;re interested I&#8217;ll get you a good deal while you can still afford it.</p>
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