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		<title>Tom Ryan on Oprah</title>
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		<title>Listen To Your Mother</title>
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		<title>Every Time You Vote Democrat Bush Eats a Kitten</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>John Cleese on Sarah Palin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hayden Panettiere PSA: Vote For John McCain</title>
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		<title>Sarah Palin &#8211; The Swimsuit Model Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Biological Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama, son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas.  No matter what your politics, that is a moment for the history books.

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		<title>John McCain&#8217;s Big Acceptance Speech</title>
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		<title>Male Muse Web Site Update</title>
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		<title>When You See It You&#8217;ll Shit Bricks</title>
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