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RIP “Vampira” – Maila Nurmi
Oh man! How did I miss this news? Do you remember Vampira? Maybe most of us punks are too young to remember her, but you may know Elvira. Basically Elvira was a rip off of Vampira. Vampira’s real name was Maila Nurmi, a Finnish-American who played a sexy vampire woman and announced scary horror shows [...]
GM Electric Car Announcement Go’s For Laughs
General Motors (GM) announced that they were going to try to make something other than a truck someday in the future. To make their announcement GM hired "Pockey-Pool" the clown. Pockey is known for his famous "Guess what I'm holding in one of my hands" stand up comedy. Male Muse had a chance to interview [...]
Vagina Power and Government Cheese
I stumbled upon this video on You Tube about this chick who apparently wrote a book about Vagina Power. The video starts with her going off on a rant on how women need to be the pilot of the pussy, or the pussy police, and that men have not only taken the wedding ring off [...]
Lisa Nowak To Re-Enter Space Program
Lisa Nowak has accepted a leadership position in the newly created Gerbilnaut program with it’s first mission, STS298, expected to be launched sometime in the fall of 2008. The Gerbilnaut program is expected to lead to new technology that may one day eliminate the need for the diaper systems traditionally used in the space program. [...]
Apple Hires Transvestite To Board of Directors
Imagine you went our drinking one Friday night with your boys. Sure you had a great time, after a few drinks you were once again the life of the party. You know you've taken home a few ladies under these circumstances that you may not have without the drinks. But hey, it wasn't ever anything [...]
Is Haliburton Careful With Our Funding?
Haliburton employees in Iraq get $40K Hummers and Escalades, sleep in air conditioned comfort while those military suckers sleep in tents and wait in hour long lines to get food. Life is good!
Happy Holidays!
Wishing you all a Happy Holiday season and all the best in 2008 …Except George Bush and his pals, y’all can suck my dick.
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