Oh man! How did I miss this news? Do you remember Vampira? Maybe most of us punks are too young to remember her, but you may know Elvira. Basically Elvira was a rip off of Vampira. Vampira’s real name was Maila Nurmi, a Finnish-American who played a sexy vampire woman and announced scary horror shows on television in the 1950’s. She passed away in Los Angeles on January 10th, 2008. I have the DVD “Plan 9 From outer Space” and Maila is in it dressed as her Vampira personality. The movie is so cheesy it’s good. you can see references to it in the movie “Ed...

General Motors (GM) announced that they were going to try to make something other than a truck someday in the future. To make their announcement GM hired "Pockey-Pool" the clown. Pockey is known for his famous "Guess what I'm holding in one of my hands" stand up comedy. Male Muse had a chance to interview Rob Putz, who is some kind of manager at GM. Male Muse: Why did GM decide to try to make a electric car so many years after the Japanese automobile companies? Rob Putz: It took us a while to see that electric cars were going to be successful and not a fad. MM:...

I stumbled upon this video on You Tube about this chick who apparently wrote a book about Vagina Power. The video starts with her going off on a rant on how women need to be the pilot of the pussy, or the pussy police, and that men have not only taken the wedding ring off the finger but they have also taken the wedding ring off the penis and nuts.Yeah, I was thinking the same thing…WTF? Then suddenly she says oh yeah, this is my mother right here….The look on her Mother’s face is priceless. Later in the video she gets on a rant about government cheese. Highly recommended!

Lisa Nowak has accepted a leadership position in the newly created Gerbilnaut program with it’s first mission, STS298, expected to be launched sometime in the fall of 2008. The Gerbilnaut program is expected to lead to new technology that may one day eliminate the need for the diaper systems traditionally used in the space program. Gerbilnaut project team leader Richard Gere (not related to the actor) said he felt that Lisa Nowak was perfect for the roll in this new program based on her real life experience.Nowak stated that had Gerbilnaut technology been available at the time of her famous...

Imagine you went our drinking one Friday night with your boys.  Sure you had a great time, after a few drinks you were once again the life of the party.  You know you've taken home a few ladies under these circumstances that you may not have without the drinks.  But hey, it wasn't ever anything really horrible…until this. Imagine waking up next to this lady right here. Tell me the truth.  You are going to be thinking you just had some kind of crying game experience aren't you?Is she really a she?  Seriously, I've seen some dudes on the Internet...

Haliburton employees in Iraq get $40K Hummers and Escalades, sleep in air conditioned comfort while those military suckers sleep in tents and wait in hour long lines to get food. Life is good!

Wishing you all a Happy Holiday season and all the best in 2008 …Except George Bush and his pals, y’all can suck my dick.