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Turtles Denied
Hot or Not does not like turtles. I thought I would try my luck with the ladies on Hot or Not. In case you never heard about it Hot or Not is a web site that lets you rate other people, and get yourself rated, on a scale of Hot (10) or Not (1). Your [...]
Let’s Go Shopping Google
Initially I was against the Microsoft Yahoo deal that is raging right now. It angered me that Microsoft was intending to spend 44 billion dollars on a company that I feel is a pile of rancid crap. A short time ago I changed my mind however because I am hoping that Microsoft will spend so [...]
Is Steve Ballmer an Idiot or What?
What is up with Microsoft? I also want to know what is up with Bill Gates? Bill, you used to be a cool dude. I know that maybe you and Steve were college buddies. Maybe he was your only buddy, who knows. Did he protect you from getting dumped in trash cans head first? I [...]
Microsoft + Yahoo = Sears + Kmart
Holy cow! Microsoft has offered to buy Yahoo! for over 44 Billion. What a load of crap. I want to be one of the guys at Microsoft who comes up with these hair brained schemes. I mean seriously, if I had 44 billion dollars to blow I'm sure I would be able to shop better [...]
RIP “Vampira” – Maila Nurmi
Oh man! How did I miss this news? Do you remember Vampira? Maybe most of us punks are too young to remember her, but you may know Elvira. Basically Elvira was a rip off of Vampira. Vampira’s real name was Maila Nurmi, a Finnish-American who played a sexy vampire woman and announced scary horror shows [...]
Another iPhone Jailbreak – Whoopy Doo
When the iPhone first came out it was interesting to read shortly thereafter about the folks who cracked, or "Jailbroke", the iPhone's operating system. After all, that's what hacking is all about right? Soon there were a few top stories that were talking about the different methods to jailbreak the iPhone. It was even interesting [...]
GM Electric Car Announcement Go’s For Laughs
General Motors (GM) announced that they were going to try to make something other than a truck someday in the future. To make their announcement GM hired "Pockey-Pool" the clown. Pockey is known for his famous "Guess what I'm holding in one of my hands" stand up comedy. Male Muse had a chance to interview [...]
Vagina Power and Government Cheese
I stumbled upon this video on You Tube about this chick who apparently wrote a book about Vagina Power. The video starts with her going off on a rant on how women need to be the pilot of the pussy, or the pussy police, and that men have not only taken the wedding ring off [...]
Lisa Nowak To Re-Enter Space Program
Lisa Nowak has accepted a leadership position in the newly created Gerbilnaut program with it’s first mission, STS298, expected to be launched sometime in the fall of 2008. The Gerbilnaut program is expected to lead to new technology that may one day eliminate the need for the diaper systems traditionally used in the space program. [...]
Apple Hires Transvestite To Board of Directors
Imagine you went our drinking one Friday night with your boys. Sure you had a great time, after a few drinks you were once again the life of the party. You know you've taken home a few ladies under these circumstances that you may not have without the drinks. But hey, it wasn't ever anything [...]
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