Zodiac Signs

The hard truth about Zodiac signs.

Pet Smart

Mr. Baby Man

I found out why he is called Mr. baby Man

Balls of Steel

This is not new but it is still funny every time.

Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theatre: The Story of Thanksgiving

Ok, it’s way past Thanksgiving, but this is funny anyway.

Darth Vader Blues

You may not know this scene from Star Wars as I believe it was edited out of the theatrical release. It is sure to bring a tear to your eyes.

Ow, My Balls

Ow, My Balls. That’s gotta hurt…

Santa Sees You When You’re Sleeping…and Other Times Too

He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you’re awakeHe knows when you’ve been spanking monkey? Get the cards at The Onion store.

‘Tis The Season

You better not shoutYou better not cryYou better not pout…and one thing for sure, you better not forget the fucking cookies! Get the cards at The Onion store.