The hard truth about Zodiac signs.

I found out why he is called Mr. baby Man

This is not new but it is still funny every time.

Ok, it’s way past Thanksgiving, but this is funny anyway.

You may not know this scene from Star Wars as I believe it was edited out of the theatrical release. It is sure to bring a tear to your eyes.

Ow, My Balls. That’s gotta hurt…

He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you’re awakeHe knows when you’ve been spanking monkey? Get the cards at The Onion store.

You better not shoutYou better not cryYou better not pout…and one thing for sure, you better not forget the fucking cookies! Get the cards at The Onion store.