Say It With Flowers

Santa Sees You When You’re Sleeping…and Other Times Too

He sees you when you're sleepingHe knows when you’re awakeHe knows when you’ve been spanking monkey? Get the cards at The Onion store.

‘Tis The Season

You better not shoutYou better not cryYou better not pout…and one thing for sure, you better not forget the fucking cookies! Get the cards at The Onion store.