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Say It With Flowers

Male Muse — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:08:21 +0000

Male Muse — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:00:06 +0000

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows when you’ve been spanking monkey?

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Male Muse — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:46:41 +0000

You better not shout
You better not cry
You better not pout
…and one thing for sure, you better not forget the fucking cookies!

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